{Wearing: Zara Blouse, Old Navy Vest, H&M Shorts, Zara Pumps, Coach Lindsey Bag & Fossil Watch}
My friend: You've been mixing patterns a lot lately
Me: Actually you're right, I have been. I'm surprised I'm not mixing patterns today.
*awkward silence until I realize what I'm wearing*
Me: Oh.
Well it's official... Patterns are now neutrals to me. I blame this on my old age. I plan on blaming everything on my old age from now on. My lack of accountability is a result of my old age (yes, this thought process is actually happening).